I thought perhaps instead I would show you some pretty pictures - like this sunset. (Looks like something caught my eye!)Or maybe you guys want to see how cool I can be posing for an outfit of the day picture? It doesn't get cooler than me baby!
Or perhaps you want to go to the beach with me and play in the sand? (What'chu lookin' at Willis?)
Or maybe I can pretend I am a fashion model with no cares in the world. (What - I'm not suppose to talk while your taking my picture?)
How about a distraction then? "HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!!"